Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test